Wonderful Labs Nova Protocol

FATHER OF THE WONDER “Because Buddy is an effeminate...

batmasterson — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:39:27 -0700

FATHER OF THE WONDER

“Because Buddy is an effeminate character, but he’s also ballsy, if that’s possible. He’s kind of like a Macho Queen. That’s how I see him… or an Alpha Fag?”

-Scott Thompson

SOUTH OF THE WONDER

batmasterson — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 01:04:06 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderwall, Does the word “gringo” indeed originally come from all those...

A GUILTY WONDER

batmasterson — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:08:18 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, So, what about Kazakhstan, anyway?? __________________________ Dear Seinfeld...

Where’s my Tuf Voyaging series?

batmasterson — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:03:06 -0700

Where’s my Tuf Voyaging series?

PROFONDO WONDER

batmasterson — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:15:00 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, —Quinacridone Rose, or Permanent Magenta? Thanks, —A....

So I messed up - shut up!

batmasterson — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 01:01:42 -0700

But really, did you ever think the 13 Days of Wonder were meant to flow smoothly? We are messy and...

THE POLITICS OF WONDERING

batmasterson — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 00:58:00 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, I am friends with a number of designers and feel obliged to go backstage...

FRESH PEACH WONDER

batmasterson — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 01:43:00 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, My wife likes the idea of the bizarre pie fetish fucking.Explain.-Richard...

DEEP WONDER

batmasterson — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 00:51:52 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, Sketch Comedy Porn.[URL Redacted]Explain.-Richard...

THE MIGHTY MIGHTY WONDERTONES

batmasterson — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:24:02 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, You’ve been gone along time. Where’d you...

WONDERPUSSY

batmasterson — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 00:08:17 -0700

Mr. Wonderful, James Bond.“007”.Tall, dark, and british.He is now portrayed by a blonde...

ME AND BOBBY MCWONDER

batmasterson — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:28:00 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, Tell me why, why’s it all so hard, breathing in the air? Anyone to...

IT'S BEEN A LONG LONG LONG WONDER

batmasterson — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:05:32 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, Am I still the same person I used to be, five or ten years ago? (It’s...

THE AXL OF WONDER

batmasterson — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 20:30:00 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, When did the bloom come off your rose and what was the...

ONE HANDED WONDER

batmasterson — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:36:26 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, Is posing for a pin-up calendar a good career move? When one is chubby and...

WONDER ON MARS?

batmasterson — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 19:18:38 -0700

Dear Mister Wonderful, While watching the (freaking awesome!!) landing of the Curiosity rover on...

CUT WONDER

batmasterson — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 19:26:13 -0700

Joke Not Appearing In The Last Post Because It Was Too Easy And I Bet Everyone Already Did...

WONDER IN THE JUNGLE

batmasterson — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 19:09:54 -0700

Dear Mr. Wonderful, Is Jenna Jameson really a leftist gorilla? _____________________ Dear Jane...

ONCE AND FUTURE WONDER

batmasterson — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 10:57:30 -0700

Congratulations, Mister Wonderful! Isn’t fruit yummy? ______________________________ Dear...

PORTNOY'S WONDERMENT

batmasterson — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 10:49:00 -0700

Dear Mr. Wonderful,While recently perusing the porno selection at Palmer’s Market, it occurred...